Honestly, I wonder that myself sometimes—but here’s what I know so far:
Sarcasm and jokes aside, those professions do legitimately interest me. Be sure to check out my portfolio to see all the silly things I did in the past—and if you’d like to see the silly things I can do in the future, why not contact me?
Now a little about this website. As you can tell, it’s rather plain. Sure, it’s got some fancy green text in a vague attempt to get that retro a e s t h e t i c—but if you look at the website’s code, you’ll find … well, not a lot. I’ve constructed this website to be as light on resources as possible, because both you and I don’t have time for all that. To hell with all these websites that shove autoplaying videos and music in your face, that spam you with adverts, that feed you with an endless supply of cookies, and track your every move.
The very fact that you’re reading this is evidence enough that this site does, in fact, work. And that’s all it needs to do.